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Well the Wet T was all it was supposed to be, and construction downstairs is nearing completion. As many of you know, we are once again running the place. Look for properly priced quality food, decent drinks and a very, VERY sexy ambiance along with late,,, LATE NIGHT opening. Rock Hard Cafe guarantees it!

Here we go again

Rock Hard took over downstairs and the new venue is Rock Hard Cafe. Look for an opening party April 9th and another Wet & Wild T-Shirt Contest upstairs on April 10th...

Customer Motto

1) My body is a temple, 1 day a week.
The other 6 it's an amusement park.
2) Stable relationships are for horses.
3) Excess is never too much in moderation.
4) Rehab is for quitters.
5) Procrastinate now.

Eh?

Anyone recognize these Kanooks?

It's Laddy & The Trailer Park Boys.

10 things to remember

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.
2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings..."
4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop", unless they are used together..
5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: TriWeekly, TryWeekly, and Try Weakly.
7. Having sex is like playing bridge.. If you don't have a goodpartner, you'd better have a good hand.
8. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
9. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
10. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!

HELP!

Saw a road sign that said,

"Need help, call Jesus." 1-800-555-3787

...Out of curiosity I did.

A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.

Guys' Rules ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don' t ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, fishing or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can !